Metal headwear not fair on mind-control spooks, say Feds - By Ray Cerveau, Mind Control Columnist
Responding to pressure from the CIA and NSA, the US Government has banned aluminum headgear, metal underwear and other devices designed to interfere with mind-control rays.
"This kind of clothing is unpatriotic," said a White House spokesman. "America's intelligence agencies are fighting a ceaseless battle against the forces of terrorism, paranoia, alien abduction and civil liberties. Mind control is an essential weapon in our fight to keep the US safe from unconventional and non-conformist elements in society. The agencies rely on mind-control rays to preserve our freedom, and we have to let these guys do their jobs."
He added: "It's also unfair. The Government has invested billions in the MKULTRA program, developing some of the most sophisticated technology known to man. And these antisocial elements are defeating it with two dollars' worth of Aluminum Foil."
Congress was prompted to outlaw the possession or manufacture of anti-mind-control devices and garments when it was revealed that increasingly large numbers of people were failing to take the Government seriously.
"Clearly our message isn't getting through," said Senator Julius Fouine, chair of the Congressional Committee on Democratic Conformance. "Congress, the intelligence agencies, the armed forces - we can't make the US the country it's supposed to be all by ourselves. We need everyone on board and on message. We have the technologies to achieve this, to ensure that people think the right way, but we have to deal with that small portion of the population - traitors, I'd call them - who have the strange and unAmerican delusion that they can think any way they like."
Not everyone is happy about the ruling.
Jezebel X, a self-confessed mind control sex-slave, who claims to have been the unwilling plaything of George W Bush, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, the last three Popes, and OJ Simpson, said: "A tin-foil hat is the only way I can get any rest. If I couldn't block the rays from time to time, I'd be worn out within a week."
There are rumours of activity by a shadowy group known as the Beanie Resistance Army (BRA) - an uneasy coalition of geeks, conspiracy theorists and ex-postal workers, according to one anonymous source. "There's a growing underground network of freedom fighters dedicated to distributing beanie-making materials to insurgents across the country," he said.
Recent raids by FBI agents have uncovered BRA safe houses where they discovered instructions for building tin-foil beanies and aluminum long-johns. They also unearthed several copies of the covert movement's 'bible', the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie, a book that allegedly provides full details of how to make anti-mind-control devices from nothing more than household materials.
The other side of this conspiracy has been documanted MIT. Appearly for all tin foil hats, amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites . The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.
It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.
The other side of this However, according to experts, the law concerns only metal-based garments and will affect just a handful of people. "It's a good job they exempted propeller beanies," commented a spokesgeek from Slashdot, "otherwise the internet woulda ground to a halt."
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Quick Instructions For Building An AFDB
1 Get a five foot sheet of aluminum foil (standard one foot wide Reynolds Wrap brand will do nicely.) 2 Fold the sheet four times into five equal segments so that you end up with a 1x1 foot square, making sure that you fold over the dull side of the foil leaving the square shiny on both sides.
3 Use scissors to cut from one corner of the square to the center, making a straight line. 4 Bend the foil from one side of the cut under the other, making a slight cone. Again, make sure that the outside of the cone has a shiny side of the foil; this is VERY important.
5 Place the cone on your head and squash the top and sides to make it fit snugly. 6 Apply Scotch tape liberally making sure to secure the cut in the foil and any form-fitting creases made in step 5.
These instructive diagrams are also available in an easy-to-print PDF format for non-comercial use by concerned educators and paranoid bill posters. 7 Use more tape to secure AFDB to your cranium.
A Note About The Shiny Side: It can't be stressed enough how important it is to have the shiny side pointing out. This is needed because the shiny side is most reflective to psychotronic radiation, while the dull side can actually, in certain environmental conditions, absorb it. However, as is illustrated in the instructions above, it is also wise to complement this with a layer of foil pointing shiny side in. This will keep your brain waves, which are also reflected by the shiny side, from being picked up by mind-reading equipment. There is a small number of aluminum foil researchers who believe that this may cause an alpha-wave harmonic to build up in the skull resulting in memory loss or pseudo-religious visions, but their findings have never been replicated by the aluminum foil research community at large. Even if their findings are validated, the risk involved is small compared to the potential of mind-intrusion.
Foil Thickness: How thick is your aluminum foil? Find out using the ZPi Aluminum Foil Thickness Calculator (pops up into separate window, requires Javascript). If you do not have Javascript, use this formula (with grams and centimeters):
((mass / 2.702) / (width * length)) * 10000 = thickness in microns If your foil is less than 16 microns, increase the number of layers used in construction.
Optional: You may augment your AFDB with random bits of foil, wire, small electronic parts, etc..
Canadian coins should also be considered as they are high in nickel content. Nickel, while not having the psychotronic deflecting properties of aluminum (or even tin), can act to refract psychotronic beams, thereby helping to scrambling the mind control signals as they are deflected off of the underlying aluminum surface of the AFDB. This will result in a lowered chance of retransmission of the signal.
However, you should avoid American and European coins at all costs as they contain aluminum based mind control circuitry. Canadian coins are free of this threat mainly due to the Canadian government's choice of neglecting psychotronic research in favor of research into giant robotics.
Tips: Tinsel is made of plastic and has no anti-psychotronic attributes. Painting your AFDB won't degrade its abilities, so you can be mentally safe AND color-coordinated too! (However, see Corrosion in the maintenance section for important note about latex paint.) "Beer can hats", though made out of aluminum cans, are not as effective as an AFDB since they have gaps inbetween the cans. You may, however, line a beer can hat with an AFDB or even glue the cans directly on an AFDB.
Now don't forget, to be completely OSHA compliant when on the job, you should use the Reynolds Wrap 'Extra-Heavy Duty' foil. It might be a bit harder to find, but safety is always worth the extra trouble...... 0,o
mmmm. Are you sure (absolutely certain even) this information isn't being distributed by a tin foil manufacturer?
And could we just use aluminium pie dishes over our beanies? Hat making isn't my best thing.
Also does it matter if pronounce it properly as aluminium rather than aluminum? I don't wanna look silly in NZ telling my kids to wear aluminum piedishes on their heads.
Thanks for sharing this. I've been wearing a tin foil hat for years and hiding it under a wig. I'm certain that this has protected me from the evil mind control rays, but it drives the people at TSA nuts every time I visit the US.
When I wear may Tin foil hat I get great TV reception inside my head and it helps make them less fuzzy too. All I have to do is blink my eyes to change channels. Excuse me, the movie is just beginning.... Tee Hee
I get that too, if the weather is right. But, I have to hide or disable the remote control for our tv, as my wife is able to use it to 'change my mind'...will the foil block her ?
Everyone knows that aluminum did not exist before 1992. It was at that time that the Reynolds corporation made a bid to take over the US Government. Reynolds, an alliance between the city of Marina Del Rey and Tom Arnold began producing "anti Illuminati medium" or a-lumin-um by extracting the "conductivity" from steel, a naturally occuring mineral.
Reynolds knew that the CIA and FBI were using mind control through the "cable networks" to persuade the population to upgrade to HBO, the mouthpiece for the Masonic Order of the Illuminati.
You all just think you remember aluminum existing before 1992 because you do not wear your beanies, and have been influenced by HBO. Still need proof? Consider these facts:
1. If you travel outside the US, you will find that no other countries use or have heard of aluminum. (England has something similar called aluminium, which was developed in tandem by Margaret Thatcher's shadow government.)
2. If you travel to another country and they say that they have aluminum, you have not actually travelled to another country, but are on a HBO-enduced mind control trip.
3. Aluminum does not get hot in the oven. I've made thousands of fish sticks in the years after 1992, and no matter how badly I burn them, I can always lift them by the corners of the aluminum foil I placed them on.
We've all felt the effects of the government's mind control signals, unexplainable urges to do totally illogical things like buy lots of crap you don't need or join the army.
Are the long johns for males that only think with that 'certain part of their anatomy'? lol
Foil hats can only protect you from aliens in space above you. A foil cone on his head is actually serving as a parabolic focusser for the aliens in the centre of the Earth.
That is why we wear lead lined underwear. Not only dose it prevent Superman from taking a peek, but it scatters your thought waves when read from the center of the earth.
Ohhhhhhh - let's have a ball, tin foil from top to heal ...
Everyone needs a gas mask to go with their tinfoil hat, but the problem is that they tend to cost too damn much. Unless you construct one from scrap parts from your last PC. With a paper bag base, CD case visor and a filter fashioned from a keyboard box, cleaning disk, CPU fan and a WC paper tube, it's probably not going to shield you from Resident Evil or Planet Terror-esque biohazardous tomfoolery, but the listed specs do promise protection from acid rain and your mother-in-law
When I wear may Tin foil hat I get great TV reception inside my head and it helps make them less fuzzy too. All I have to do is blink my eyes to change channels. Excuse me, the movie is just beginning.... Tee Hee
I live in Chicago and it gets pretty cold up 'round here. I wear mine under a fur lined bombers hat. Ya, I said fur. Anyway, Its great! The only thing is that I hear this weird buzzing noise when I pass under power-lines. But I'm good with that. LOL!
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Sure, your hat allows you to subvert your oppressors, but let's face it; it makes you look ridiculous. Chances are it's the same origami hat/ship that kids make. What is the alternative, you ask? Designer tin foil hats. Where to find them? Look no further. Greetings and welcome to tfh, home of the most stylish tin foil hats on Earth, for the discriminating lunatic.
"Yet, when they do seemingly get here, what do they do? Contact our leaders – no. Send us greetings and messages of friendship and peace – no. Vaporize our asses – no. No! they usually pick up some guy in a pick-up truck wearing a Budweiser or “Who Fart” baseball cap and do anal probes on the guy."
I have to say that I’m impressed with these pictures of Jennifer Aniston at some event we don’t care about, she looks hot! I’m glad to see she’s wrapped her sweet things in tin foil to keep them fresh
Some would say the media is controlled by the illuminati, freemasons and the new world order, now you are saying because the video is on the media it must be real?
you know that a tin-foil hat can protect your brain from aliens? Well, this knowledge has helped one Russian to create a 300 % protection for his brain. This guy thought that the more foil he used the better. Since his wife wasn’t convinced with his ideas, Andrew took his computer, couch and all the foil he could find in the house and moved to his garage. http://izismile.com/2010/03/05/russians_know_what_glamour_foil_life_is_18_pics.html
First all Aluminum Tin Hats DON'T work for Mind Control victims, idiots. I know I have tried one. But I know Faraday Cage Tents/Canopies/Shielding do and hats are promising. And mind control is real! Only those who haven't already been taken over, can tell the difference!
Youtube HAARP, HAARP Weapons of Mass Deception, and HAARP Mind Control on the web, just for starters.
For my own part, yes and no. Do I look at that old robot on 'Lost In Space' waving its tentacular arms around and get all hot and bothered? No. Not hardly. Now when I look at the image of a polished chrome and flesh woman as painted by Hajime' Sorayama, or Jeri Ryan playing the infamous borg, Seven-of-Nine on Star Trek Voyager? You better believe it! Just don't tell my wife!
The close-up footage has a lot of problems. The light doesn't cast illumination onto anything else in the scene, the shadow on the dome does not change. It could be easily created with video effect software.
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Hmm..just wondering..if you put tin foil over a yarmulke, would it still be kosher???
